A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3 a.m. and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty ######.

"Where the ###### have you been?!?!" she screaches.

"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, "You liar! You went bowling again!"

LOL.....that guys good.

Real Smooth

I seen that one somewhere before too. This is going to be the jokes folder soon.

Mello Yellow.....smooth, very smooth

Devil, what is that supposed to mean. are you posting again just to be posting?

Nope, I just remembered Mello Yellow after.

LMAO!! that is funny!!

yeah, i heard that before too.. as much as i think cheating is wrong, i still can't help but giggle at the joke

Almost all jokes are funny...even the stupid ones are too! And then there's the ones that you just don't get...until someone points out the funniness to you...and usually you still don't get it anyways.

are those the jokes that devil tells?? LMAO, just kidding devil!!!

EXACTLY!!!! Those one liners that no one ever understands. At least I know I don't.

hahaha, maybe he'll let you in on the secret one of these days

Oh, he does, but I still don't understand what he's talking about.

Bumping old and funny threads today, sorry!

I'm in a "bump funny old threads" mood today. Sorry