Gonna start a new PTR. (The Lottery PTR just didn't work out.)

So, here we go again:

MysteryPTR

Our motto is: It's a mystery if you'll get paid or not.

Cost to join: $50.00 (non-refundable) Free members are more than useless. We'll make 'em pay to play.

Upgrades available:
Pipe upgrade: $100 or 100,000 points. Your benefits flow away like Sherlock's Pipe Smoke.
Watson upgrade: $250.00 or 250,000 points. This is the underdog upgrade. No benefits here (except for my, er, our pockets.)
Sherlock upgrade: $500.00 or 500,000 points. You'll have to be a mighty good detective to find any benefits here.

Rules: My, er, our rules. Our way or the highway. Rules subject to change, alter, rewrite, edit, or whatever at any whim, reason, or just to entertain me, ehm, us.

Payouts: You may or may not be paid when you accrue $1,000,000,000 in clicks. If I feel like it.

Emails will be sent out at least once every month at a value of at least $0.00000000000000000000000001
PTC's will be available on site (if, ah, we choose to put them there) at a maximum value of $0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 each.
PTP - you gotta be joking.

Inactive members will be deleted every 23 days.

Active members will be deleted if the mood strikes.

TOS:

You MUST wear a Sherlock Holmes hat when you read your emails. Anyone not doing so will be deleted without recourse.
You MUST have a pipe clamped in your teeth when you read your emails. This is to protect your monitor from unrestrained humor. (It doesn't necessarily have to be lit.
Tos can change when admin feels like it. For any reason at any time.

Input from prospective members will be considered.

That must be a typo. Don't you mean every 23 hours !!

Uhm, actually we meant every 17 3/4 hours.

You sure that's enough?

I mean if you get caught too early you won't have much money to run with

You're right!! We'd better raise that to $500.00

So will you send out 200 e-mails, all search to support the site ?
Oh and we all must make a genuine search as well if not we get deleted (kind of like AYS )

Where the link? I gotta join now! I'll open the dl builder thread OK?

www.GiveYourCashToMysteryPTR.scam

Good thinking.

Search mails and admins PTP links.

cmi!

All worth .0000001 of a cent and payout is $50 right? And point emails can be redeemed for ads - all point emails will be 1 point each and the redemptions start at 12000000 points to exchange for 50 clicks to your ptp link. Happy clicking.

CMI too!

Do you have promoter accounts?

Of course she does! You do all the promoting, put out all the money and get nothing in exchange. RR gets it all. Fair or what?

My downline is getting bigger by the days. Keep it going! RR, you're a genius!

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Sorry wasn't here yesterday. Wouldn't want anyone to think I'd done a runner...........................................yet.

Slept all day.

Neighbor's cat came by to visit.

There was a tragedy somewhere.

I was sick.

Out of chocolate.

Out of pizza.

Evicted and moved into a tent.

Aliens kidnapped me.

Uhm, I'm sure I'll come up with some more excuses.


ETA: Addition to TOS: Members may leave the program at any time. For a $500, non-refundable departure fee. If you don't pay the fee, I will spam you to death.

Also, if you quit and change your mind, you have to start all over. No account re-enstatement with MysteryPTR.

So many tragedies! AWWW, poor PO are you alright?? You should place a very huge donations button on the site.

You forgot about. . . . .

Accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

I removed my own appendix with a tire iron

Was making the world safe from terrorist scum, lost track of time

My roommate locked me in the bathroom

I had to floss the cat.

I have lots more excuses if you need them. Maybe I could be your sites official excuse guy. . . . .

Can I join even if I am from a tier 1 country or is that extra. I only have a couple email addresses (how many levels deep does my downline go?) and will be sure to click every link that those site support searches have to offer with this new automatic browser. Give me your e-gold account number and password so that I can pay for that upgrade with out taking you away from your busy PO stuff and self pity...I mean hospital stuff. To let you know this is really me sending this secure email I have enclosed my driver licence picture.

No need for a long wind'd reply just that e-gold number and password. Then I can get clicking right away. No need to worry about deleting me for inactivity, my browser will check with your site for new emails and stuff every minute or two.
Signed.
Dick Shrivell from Cold Water Ontario.

Everyone is welcome. No egold. PP or cash.