----- Original Message -----
From: "Viper" <viper@venomx.com>
To: <cash4u@cashpaid2u.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:48 PM
Subject: Re: Warning
> Report me to my host.... that would be.... abuse@jwshosting.com ....
>
> Oh no guess who owns JWS Hosting.... wouldnt be ME now would it... noooo
> couldnt be... well Ill be dam-n it is me!!!!!
>
> LMAO!!! Go away scammer. And since you like putting my email address up on
> GPF so bots can grab it and spam it Ill be sure to help you get the same.
> But since I know where the bots scrape for emails alot Ill bet money YOU get
> more spam than me.... LMAO
>
> When you edit that post and remove my email address Ill be sure to remove
> yours from where Ill be putting it for the bots..

>
Dear John,
What a nice to surprise to find you within my inbox once again. I thought perhaps that out of your mind I just might be, but 'tis good to know that reside there still I do and it only be you who out of your mind be. Thus is my lot when unrequited love I do obtain. Break your heart by threatening to part ways with you, John, I just didn't wish to do for I know how much you do admire me. I got that card from cupid stating that someone has a secret crush on you. Was that you, John?
It was so thoughtful of you to reply to me so quickly and with so many more words this time, John. Have you been studying up on the English language since the last time you wrote? So much better you are doing now. It just goes to show that you are learning how to manipulate those fingers upon something other than your body parts after all. Those people who advised me that a moron you be, just must not have understood the depths of the talents you do seem to possess.
Invent a new word I see you have also done, John. Bots, is it? In the dictionary I can't seem to find it. Are you sure you spelled it correctly?
I know that someone who prides themselves on customer service and good relations with their membership base, like you John, might have a tendency to rush a bit in order to expedite a reply and, in the process, forget to kick start the ol' brain before proof read the words they do type. Is this what you've done, John?
Now from the goodness of my heart, one more English lesson I shall give to you for free. The term 'Ill be sure to help" should really by written as "I'll be sure to help!" . The word Ill has an entirely different meaning without that little apostrophe there in the middle. But, that slight omission aside, 'tis nice to know that you still be so willing to help.
Now about that little bet you wish to make with me, John. I'd accept it but fortunately for me I've already learned that money you do not have. It seems you are once again attempting to scam me, John. Perhaps this be not your fault. What does your psychiatrist say?
Anyway, back to the topic of your ill bet. If you could send me the $9.00 and some odd cents that you are holding without my permission in your account, along with the amount of money you are willing to bet on this new venture of yours, I would take that as a sign of good faith that perhaps you might honor your word this time and I would accept that bet you now wish to place upon my platter.
Am so glad you gave me another email addy by which to reach you, John. Now that makes five email addy's I have for you. Is there anything in particular you wouldn't like me to sign you up for? Not that it would make a difference, but I just thought I'd ask. Now let's see, there is viper@venomx.com and now abuse@jwshosting.com and I'm sure if I visit that hosting site, I'll find many more. I'll make sure that I add that name, as well as the name of your forum, to my 'blacklist' web page as well. Free advertising be good, eh John?
I truly think your ego is a bit overinflated if you think that top secret your email addy should be, John. Like the whole word just be waiting around so a thankyou note or something like that they just might be able to write and send to you. Or is it that you are afraid the Easter Bunny just might discover that it was you who stole all of his eggs this year?
Perhaps your psychiatrist might be able to offer you some help on that issue. I hear they are always looking for good case studies. Might not even cost you a dime, but then again if it did, it wouldn't be really your money that you'd be spending now, would it?
Now before we part, might I suggest you work on your punctuation a bit next time, John? According to you we have only two more days before from your database I do depart and unauthorized you shall then be to correspond with me. I know this be sad, but somehow I think, I'll get over it. Question is will you?
Sincerely,
Marsha