just for fun......



>Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
>the
>meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
>Brian's
>roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this had
>only
>made her more curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
>Hester
>started to wonder if there was more between Brian and his roommate,
>Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
>volunteered,
>I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are
>just
>roommates."
>
>About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>mother
>came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
>ladle.
>You don't suppose she took it, do you? "Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
>but
>I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
>So he sat down and wrote:
>
>"Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
>the
>house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the
>fact
>remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner
>
>Love, Brian"
>
>
>Several days later, Brian received a reply email from his mother that
>read:
>
>"Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm
>not
>saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
>if
>she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
>now.
>
>Love, Mom"

Pretty clever mother!!

mum's seem to always be,

old joke, but its still funny just goes to show u can't hide anything from mom!!

LMFAO

mom's no all!

That's a nice one!

If I may add something to "never lie to your mother", I would also say never sleep with your mother.

hahaha so funny one!!
moms are that way...

that was funny rofl

OOh , that's toooo cute !

Haha I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. TOO FUNNY!!!

hope it makes u



To those who have children in your lives, whether they are your
own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews, or students... here is
something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out
of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's
omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And
the first thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what ?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit ? Hey, Eve, we have
forbidden fruit!"

"No way !"

"Yes, way !"

"Do NOT eat the fruit !" said God.

"Why ?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so !" God replied,
(wondering why he hadn't stopped Creation after making the
elephants). A few minutes later, God saw His children having
an apple break and was He ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ?" God, as our first parent,
asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it !" Adam said,

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that
Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is
reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried
to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on
yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think
it would be a piece of cake for you?

LOL!!
this one is so funny too!
*runs to phone her mom*

glad you liked it, trying to make people smile.

Rofl

Ok OK I know the last post is over a year ago - but I found this thread to day by accident and it made me laugth so I thought I?d bump it back up to share with you all.

Regards

Joe