roadrunner
Apr 23 2005, 06:46 PM
LIARS
A minister would up the services one morning by saying, "next
Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in
this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would
like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and
said, "Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and
read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your
hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk
to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."
cherylwaldrop
Apr 25 2005, 11:18 AM
Our pastor actually did this.
You'd be suprised how many fine, upstanding Southern Baptists had their hands in the air and how many used the side exit on their way out of church when the sermon was over
roadrunner
Apr 25 2005, 11:38 AM
QUOTE(cherylwaldrop @ Apr 25 2005, 12:18 PM)
Our pastor actually did this.
You'd be suprised how many fine, upstanding Southern Baptists had their hands in the air and how many used the side exit on their way out of church when the sermon was over

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MrsJoem
Apr 25 2005, 11:40 AM
Symok
Apr 25 2005, 04:20 PM
QUOTE(cherylwaldrop @ Apr 25 2005, 01:18 PM)
Our pastor actually did this.
You'd be suprised how many fine, upstanding Southern Baptists had their hands in the air and how many used the side exit on their way out of church when the sermon was over

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