Shoot I forgot to leave an away message!
Did you here the one about the person who IM'ed someone and all he got was an away message?
Stalker!
Wan't to keep an ###### in suspense? Hold on, I'll be right back
I a m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I a m a l l t o g e t h e r.
Everywhere but here!
How are you reading this, %n? I thought I blocked you!
When you got to go, you got to go.
I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself.
I can't think of a good away message.
Message Under Construction
How can you miss me...if I didn't go away?
I am working hard... or am I hardly working?
Splish, splash, I am taking a bath.
My dog ate my away message.
I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
I hate my alarm clock...it works!
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
If you were homework...I'd be doing you on my desk right now!
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Food makes life mmmmm mmmmm better!
I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!
It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.
You know the drill, you leave a message, and I'll ignore it.
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your screen name), your message will be answered in the order which it was received, your message # is number 8243, please hold, your message is important to me.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here. So leave a message
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