ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course
will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get
a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics
covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.



THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE
AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum


DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role-play


HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
A real life testimonial from the one man who did.


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. On-line class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available

LOL

Must be in that chromosone. My son is classic. I've nagged fo 14 years with no positive result.

I didn't know anyone had trouble filling ice cube trays..

I'm the only one in the house who changes toiltet paper rolls for others..
But I'm glad my mother always bought plenty of toilet paper, and that she keeps some spare rolls on a shelf (I've often seen guys at the store buying just one item: toilet paper LOL).

And do people put empty milk cartons back in the fridge?

LMAO !! I'm going to print this and post it on the fridge

Come to my house and check the fridge. Bet there's an empty milk carton in there now.

Its just so much easier to stick the milk carton back in the fridge than take 3 steps to the trash can...

Women just dont understand...

I know where the fridge is but not sure where is thrashcan ( it always keeps changing its position)

We have to rinse ours and put them in the recycling bin, and have to put out 2 bins. I cut corners in other ways by disposable plates for cat food and a few other tricks. I keep 2 plates, 2 knives, 2 cups etc and hid all the rest so they dont clutter and you have to wash as you go. clever aye?

Evening Classes for women. Given by experienced Men

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:



Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After the Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills: Getting what you want without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Wow I'm starting to understand my Mom...
LOL
It hasn't been long since I got married and I had no idea how many people experience the same troubles
Though I have an awesome husband, whom I love very much, I never stop struggling for his making himself good habits of home behaviour LOL Sometimes it's fun... sometimes... But it's worthy to make him know what you expect from him and after what he's going to have a small family talk, from the very beginning...

And at least two juice bottles with 2 drops of juice in them.

Do you know my hubby? the worst is the Search thingy...
he doesn't even find things, that are right under his nose...this drives me crazy, really...I'm the detector for his lost things, really...I sometimes ask myself how he did get along without me

and I wish it would be only empty milk cartons...he left nearly everything what's empty in the fridge, on the sideboard, in the bath....

and it's not the difference between laundry basket and floor...he throws his dirty clothes on the washing machine or in the basin, after he found out, that his favourite cat pees in his clothes if he left them on the floor under the basin
it sometimes a real quiz to find his laundry...*sigh*

and to ask for direction? Never...he loves it to go on and on and on..somehow he'll find the way and if he walks until his feet are wound

shopping companion??? OMG..he'll never be...shopping is really nothing for a male... I'm always happy when I can go alone, really...and I don't like to send him to shopping...he comes always with the most rubbish things at home

Ayalara all i can say is


*BUMP* lmao