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roadrunner
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and say "we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings "

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings".

The bear, very angry now, says "if you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender, once again says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, and eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs."

The bear says "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender says, "Yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate."

stanne312
groooaaan.

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adarkenedmind
hehehehe
angi
LMAO---RR, are these jokes getting worse and worse every day or is it just me.

sad thing is--I LAUGHED!!
roadrunner
QUOTE(angi @ Oct 12 2004, 09:56 PM)
LMAO---RR, are these jokes getting worse and worse every day or is it just me.

sad thing is--I LAUGHED!!
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hee,hee,hee
banner88
cool, I saw it a few days ago on gonefishin smile.gif Grand program! It allows me to keep up with all the dirty jokes!
WaNg182
Haha, good one, and yeah ya gotta love GoneFishin'...especially right now with all the Bush jokes...
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