Full Version: can we tell dirty jokes here?
no swearing, but might offend some people
Don't know 
QUOTE(rockytrh @ Aug 30 2004, 09:48 PM)
no swearing, but might offend some people
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then NO
ahh, but it is a good one, but it involves 2 gays and 2 lesbians
QUOTE(rockytrh @ Aug 30 2004, 09:53 PM)
ahh, but it is a good one, but it involves 2 gays and 2 lesbians
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then definately NO
go read the rules
oh well
ok, i got one, it isn't dirty, well kinda, but nobody will take offense
my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
QUOTE(rockytrh @ Aug 30 2004, 09:56 PM)
ok, i got one, it isn't dirty, well kinda, but nobody will take offense
my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
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my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
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yuck!
gack
yeah, my other joke is better
you know, if it wasn't for the sex, i could be gay, then it is just chillin whith your buddies, but if they get that odd look in thier eye, i am gone
QUOTE(rockytrh @ Aug 30 2004, 04:56 PM)
ok, i got one, it isn't dirty, well kinda, but nobody will take offense
my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
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my blonde wife made sandwiches for me to take to work , it was a bit dark in the canteen (as im on nights) , so i opened the package and bit into a sandwich and it tasted 'kin awfull .
anyways, i got home and asked my wife "what was on those sandwiches "
she replied " crab paste" .
i said it must of been off, where did you get it from
she replied " the pharmacy" !!!
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Hey rockytrh -- no more jokes unless they are squeaky clean, okay?!!! 
QUOTE(rockytrh @ Aug 31 2004, 09:00 AM)
you know, if it wasn't for the sex, i could be gay, then it is just chillin whith your buddies, but if they get that odd look in thier eye, i am gone
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You sound very nice. Theres more to being gay than sex! You can be gay and never of had sex!
I DON??T KNOW
of course you cant because the stupid people edit the resposes are so tight!
3 funny little post 
QUOTE(koala72 @ Oct 24 2004, 08:23 AM)
of course you cant because the stupid people edit the resposes are so tight!
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Thats nice
I belong to lots of forums - one of them being an adult forum, believe me you can say ANYTHING there - but when I come here I know what can and cant be said so I stick to it.
Whyyyyyy do people insist on pushing things!!!!!
QUOTE(MandyMooCow @ Oct 24 2004, 04:42 PM)
Whyyyyyy do people insist on pushing things!!!!!
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Because it feels good.
I have a dirty joke I wanna share with the group.
There were these two blondes, you see.
And one of them stepped in a pile of doggy doo....
~snickers and darts off~
There were these two blondes, you see.
And one of them stepped in a pile of doggy doo....
~snickers and darts off~
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