McKitty Sandwich

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OOOppps.  DaCat. What was I thinking? Thank goodness it was rejected!!!!!

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Filet O' Flesh
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Mmmm, now that sounds good. Thanks a lot, now I'm hungry!

Jim
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McDonalds food ideas
Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds:

Salmon McNella

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You didn't say that

Tell me you didn't just say that



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Sounds good to me   
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LMAO @ Filet o' Gefilte Fish and Rocky Mountain McOysters   I wonder how many people would actually buy those
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dangit, they gave me too much mayonaise
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Served with Campil o" Bacter sauce???  
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McDonalds


And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live
long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonalds. And McDonalds
brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to man,
"You want fries with that?"
And man said, "Super size them." And man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that women might keep her figure
that man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought fourth
chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sparkle candy to put on the yogurt.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken - Fried steak so big
it needed its own platter.And man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol
went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes, and man resolved to lose those extra
pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil.' And God brought forth
the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
chips and deep-fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And man
clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....

And Satan created HMOs...
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McDonalds


And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live
long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonalds. And McDonalds
brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to man,
"You want fries with that?"
And man said, "Super size them." And man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that women might keep her figure
that man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought fourth
chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sparkle candy to put on the yogurt.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken - Fried steak so big
it needed its own platter.And man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol
went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes, and man resolved to lose those extra
pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil.' And God brought forth
the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
chips and deep-fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And man
clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....

And Satan created HMOs...
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McDonalds food ideas
Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds:

Chicken McBobbitts

Them Ain't Nuggets!

McKitty Sandwich

Rocky Mountain McOysters

Bob Barker's Happy Pants Meal

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dangit, they gave me too much mayonaise
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that wasn't mayonnaise.

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that wasn't mayonnaise.

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that wasn't mayonnaise.

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