**Food for thought!!!**
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50
for Miss
America?
5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true
friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "######...that was fun!"
6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have
signed up in
the first place!
7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."
8. Don't argue with an sweetheart; people watching may not be able to tell
the
difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
can in
prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but
FAT cells
live forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten
Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a
teacher....and
since it's in English, thank a soldier
3 and 7 are my favorite funny ones. I was rolling!
