Make sure you have speakers on for this

P.S. This guy does NOT represent guys around the globe

http://www.00fun.com/rudeawakening319.shtml

that was just waaaaaay too familiar to me! my bf was gone all weekend at the nascar race, and boy did i sleep good for once. he thinks it's his alarm clock that always wakes me up! it's like he has no idea he farts in his sleep. LOL!

lol this guy is just me ... LOL
im just kidding.... im worst

Yep, I'm gonna be a breatharian.

And my wife too I hope