There was this redneck who was from Alabama who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road and he proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers on the front of the car, and a bouquet of flowers behind the car. Then he got back into the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious that he turned around and went back. He got out of his car and asked the man what the problem was.

The redneck replied, "Gotta flat tar!" In response, the passerby asked "But what's with the flowers?"

The redneck said, "When you break down, they always tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! But I ain't never understood it neither!"

hehe. i talk like that sometimes.

I don' talk funny, ya'll jes lissen funny!