Here are some jokes i have had saved forever.. thought I would share them... I know I know some are corny... SIGH!



How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

~~~~~~Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Q. What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?

A. Self-Cleaning Coven
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Q. What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?

A. Wicker
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Q: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

A: SPELLing.
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Please don't squeeze the shaman!
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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Practice safe hex
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" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures " (sorry about
that ones, men. no offense intended!)
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A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.
"You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says.
"That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man.
"That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
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HEHE told ya they were corny but worth a cackle!

heeeheeee little missy...cackle cackle..

they were cute Lollie - thanks!

Here are a few more! Enjoy!

Q: What do you say to an angry Witch?
A: Ribbit

Q--What do you get when you cross an agnostic,
an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
A--Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog

History Of Medicine
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root


Politicians and diapers should be changed often,
For the same reason

i really need a few jokes right now..keep em coming Lol

Here are some pagan redneck jokes!

You might be a redneck pagan if........................

* If you think a goblet is a young turkey....
* If you call your coven mates "Bud" and "Sis"....
* If your idea of the "Goddess" is the Coors Swedish Bikini Ski Team....
* If your Bard plays the banjo....
* If your lawn is decorated with at least one, preferably two or more,
plastic pink flamingos, whom you regard as your familiars....
* If your Wand of Power is a cattle prod....
* If your ceremonial belt has your name on the back and a belt buckle bigger
than your head....
* If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed wacker....
* If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco or snuff....
* If your altar-cloth is a rebel flag....
You might be a Redneck Pagan!
Okay so some people might not get these unless you have some knowledge of rituals and paganism but if you do then HEHEHEHE!

I love this joke..


CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten; one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15; one to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Eight; one to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

Mormons: Five; one man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.


Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved --you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb,or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish .

Nazarene: Six; one woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a light bulb?