... sections of city newspapers:


1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.

4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

6. Stock up and save. Limit one.

7. Semi-annual after-Christmas Sale!

8. Eight-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

10. Girl wanted to assist magician in cut ting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

11. Dinner special: Turkey $2.36; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.

12. For Sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

13. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

14. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

15. For Sale: Three canaries of undetermined sex. Great Dames for sale.

16. Have several old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

17. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

18. Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts, ZAP does the job in 24 hours.

19. Toaster: A gift that every member of your family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

20. For Rent: Six-room hated apartment.

21. Man, honest. Will take anything.

22. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

23. Wanted: Hair Cutter: Excellent growth potential.

24. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

25. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply tops.

26. Wanted: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

27. And now, the Superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

28. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.

Lots of funny ones in there....lol

yup lotsa funnies

If that is from one town only,I don't want to live there. lol

lol!

I think I live there. lol.

lol!

Just needs something about them tourists and I would say that is definitely Charleston. lmao.