I decided to join another ptr program even though I promised myself I had to many already. The problem is there are to many out their. So I decided to have a contest. The rules are you have to make a caption for this photo. And you have to say what program you want me to join. This Sunday night at 11:00PM I will pick a winner and pm him/her/it for their referral link. Then you will have a new referral for life... or until the program changes their TOS. or PO or goes under. Have fun and good luck. CHRIS

Ok, Ok, Let me think......... ummmmmm...... yeah, I got it!!!!! Oh, wait....... nevermind......

"Is it.... the ace of spades?"

This is how you do the macarena.....

just call me mr.cleo

wait, should I be saying something intelligent

I could go for a cheesburger

I wish I could've nailed Monica lewinsky

the guy in the front turns me on

wheres the hood at

hmmm.. I wonder if I'll be re-elected..

calling michael jackson

wheres michael when I need him

Oh My Gawd!!
What was I thinking!!
this thong is driving me crazy, I sooo should have went with boxers this morning.

the only thing i could come up with was probably going to cause offence so ill keep my mouth shut

DangGumit!! What DID daddy tell to me say?

Any program in my sig

I opened this thread, saw the photo and... I'm still laughing. And can't stop.

Wait, so your sayin a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck??

thought of another, "DANG, my x-ray vision isn't working"

"I'll just use my handy dandy Jedi Mind Trick!"

Ooo that Hilary Clinton is looking fine today.

Keeping my mouth firmly shut, not wanting to cause an international incident.

lol i got one: "boy Im thinking I could go for another pretzel right now"

"How can I avoid making monkey faces"

"What was I thinking??? No really, what WAS I thinking??? I was thinking??? "


PS: don't worry about international incident, we know he's a "down home" kinda guy.

Paid Promotions is a good site, the dude seems to know what he's doing and has an A rating for sustainability

"Let me picture all these people in diapers-then it will be easy for me to aswer their questions"

Whoops...I said that out loud, didn't I?

who else had Oil, O wait....DESTRUCTION WEAPONS...according to my DADDY?

These two balls..infront of me look nice how do I get them?

Focus ... Must make people think I'm not dumb.

"dang that superglue..."

By putting my hands to my temples, I give the false pretense that I am hard at working thinking of various solutions to serious problems in Iraq when in actuality my mind is blank??

"I wonder if Excedrin will cure this headache ? Wait, I'm the President of the United States ! I can get the White House physician to give me something really good !"

Cheri

C'mon George focus. You can do it. You are special. Everyone loves you. Everyone thinks you are smart....


Edit: Sorry for the multiple posts i just like to make fun of bush

"Oh MAN, this lemon JujyFruit is giving me a massive headache!"

"Dang, Why oh why did ah have that DQ blizzard??? Now ah have a brain freeze!!!"

"DANG IT!! Everybody's talkin' at me, but I can't hear a word they're saying.
Only the echos of my mind."

"As Commander-in-chief, I expect you to salute with boths hands... like this!!"

I could say something, only no one would get it as it is making fun of my grandmother-in-law more than Bush. I'm a big Bush supporter *no political arguments in here please * but some of these are really funny. This man actually makes fun of himself. At a Press Corps dinner, he was showing slides and making up his own captions. Up came a slide of him crawling around under the desk and he says "I know those WMD have to be around here somewhere!". I nearly DIED I was laughing so hard.

Rocky, as a military wife/brat, that LAST caption kicks my butt.

I knew that PTR would go down in flames!

"Why am i here right now, i am only 3 cents away from my $100 min. payout!! I better think of how to end this quick, before the site crahes!! hmm, why is it so echoie in here?"

Hmmm...wonder why doing a Vulcan Mind Meld with myself isn't making me any smarter?

"My mind to your mind. My thoughts, to your thoughts."


"She can't take it much longer, Captain!"


"Not only am I the President, Im also a a Hair Club For Men client"


"Can you hear me NOW?"


"this is the song that never ends..."


"but wait! if you believe in tinkerbell, clap your hands!"

Oops! Sorry. Texas men never look where they're spittin'.


Any in my signature

Wait...is this the speech where I lie or the one I tell the truth in?

Program: GainMail, Misty/Sams, or HaulingCash.

"If I could say one thing to all of the terrorists in the world it would be....I see your hiney, all bright and shiny, you better hide it, before I bite it!"

"If I put my hands like this, maybe people will think that I'm using my x-ray vision to look at them through their clothes, and they'll FORGET that they were asking me a question, and just feel really weird!"

"I wish I was coloring pictures right now..."

"God is talking to me again, everyone be quiet so I can hear him!" (sorry, I know that's a really mean one...lmao.)

"NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED!!!!.... What was the question again?"

"Do I look stupid when I do this, or is it just my imagination?"

"This is my STRATEGERY!!!"

"My STRATEGERY is, I'll put my hands like this, and confuse Osama, and we'll shoot him in the butt! Then I'll laugh because he got shot in the butt!"


Getrichbyemail is a good one, I have others that are too, let me know if you want 'em. ^^

--Mystina

Don't forget this ends at 11:00pm tonight EST!

"Come on X-ray vision, don't fail me now..."

"Dad, come in Dad, what did you tell me to say?"

"Think, think, think, oh, this is so hard."




Any excuse to make fun of Shrub! Thanks for the laughs all!

ohhh...If I only had a brain.


sorry just had to add another lol can't help it when it comes to g. bush

OMG---I am laughing so hard---ME not him---lol

I am laughing to hard to think of a caption--I tried relly did!!

Good Luck to all of you!!!

''fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair...fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?''

bush-''wait...who was the bear''

or

why are there 2 microphones?...they didnt tell me there was going to be 2....which one will i use?...ill use my powers to signal to the outer world!''

edit: quickerclickers or sendmecash or opt-in-pays or linkburst