A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle
on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
"Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I
can get a
pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you'll
luck out and catch yourself a big one!" The blonde turned
and headed
for the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he
spots the
young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in
hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming toward
her with
lightning speed.
She takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal
of effort,
hauls it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its
back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"

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