You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.


LOL....well I thought it was cute....

LOL...............Those are great Lyloo!

hehehe


wheres grl??

here kitty kitty

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.


This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is old cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

On my mousepad...

"Sandpaper kisses
on a cheek or a chin
that is the way
for a day to begin

sandpaper kisses
a cuddle and a purr
i have an alarm clock
that's covered in fur"