A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reitterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to ######?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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Heard it before...very good
an insult disguised as a question, classic.
Pretty funny too.
Pretty funny too.
GOOD
Whale Songs are Calls for Help
The calls of Orca whales in the Pacific are getting longer, so they can be heard by other whales over the noise of heavy boat traffic. Orcas only do this when engine noise reaches a critical level.
article:
http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=3780
The calls of Orca whales in the Pacific are getting longer, so they can be heard by other whales over the noise of heavy boat traffic. Orcas only do this when engine noise reaches a critical level.
article:
http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=3780
| QUOTE (temperance @ Nov 26 2003, 03:29 PM) |
| A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reitterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to ######?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". |
This made me chuckle, I've not heard it before. I've got to tell ya though, I just love the saying in your sig. about light traveling faster than sound. The first time I read it, I laughed out loud and thought I need this saying on a t-shirt
| QUOTE (nana2camren @ May 12 2004, 08:12 AM) | ||
This made me chuckle, I've not heard it before. I've got to tell ya though, I just love the saying in your sig. about light traveling faster than sound. The first time I read it, I laughed out loud and thought I need this saying on a t-shirt |
the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360
gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty....
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360
gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty....
| QUOTE (MandyMooCow @ May 12 2004, 04:42 PM) |
| the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.... |
Thanks! I'll never go to the beach anymore 
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